Jack Ass of the Day Award

St. Pauly Girl is proud to announce the winner of the Jack Ass of the Day award (brought to you by the letters J and A).

Keith Hernandez. Give it up for baseball legend, Mr. Keith Herdandez.

A Woman's Place is in the Kitchen, Not the Dugout

Oh but don't worry, ladies. Keith still loves you. He always has.

Excuse me while I go throw up.