I'm not a morning person. Period, space space. Just not. I have a strict order in which I accomplish my morning tasks and when things get interrupted or happen out of order, I get pretty irritated. It's borderline obsessive/compulsive behavior, without the ritualizing (wash hands a certain number of times, take a certain number of steps from the bathroom to the bedroom, tap the brush to the hairdryer a certain number of times before turning it on, as examples, I do not perform any of those wacko rituals).
One of the things that I must have in the morning is my morning news. To be more specific, I need my morning weather man. Keith Marler, of Fox 9 morning news (Twin Cities). I have a ridiculous little crush on the man. He's not J. Crew model good looking or anything like that, he's just a normal guy. In fact, he's a little dorky to be quite honest. I can't explain why I like him so much, except to say that he's just so dang cute. Here he is, on the left:
The only problem I have with this morning requirement is that I'm forced to watch Fox 9 News!! I can't stand Fox 9 News. The 2 anchors are o.k. but come off pretty stupid most of the time. I can handle them for the most part, but I am reaching my limit with one of their "street" reporters, M.A. Roscoe. SPB thinks she's hot, but quite honestly, she's just straight up annoying. Her stories are 100% pointless and her delivery is like a cabbage patch doll on speed. Cannot.Stand.Her. I want to pummel myself in the head with my blow dryer when she comes on.
But I'll suffer through. Because I have to get my daily dose of Marler, or things just don't go right. Ask me what the weather is supposed to be like. I won't know. I'm not paying attention to the weather, but the man in front of the weather.
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