5.15.2007

R.I.P. Jerry

And by that I mean Ruminate In Perverbial-Hell, you psycho fundamentalist bastard.*

Despite my Catholic upbringing, I don't actually believe in hell. But if it exists, I hope he's there and I hope his hell consists solely of gays & lesbians (especially some whom have legally committed or married and adopted children), liberals, atheists, secularists, humanists, Bill Clinton (once he passes, hopefully not soon, of course), civil rights activists, porn stars, pagans, abortionists, and one TV which will only televise Teletubbies, loudly, with no off switch.

That, my internet friends, would be justice.

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*St. Pauly Boy commentary: "YEAH, you fat bastard".