Criteria For Changing The Channel

Seeing a clip from a show on HGTV in which a young couple wants to know what their house is worth (4 bedroom, french country home in Seattle with views of the lake and mountains and 2400 square feet) and hearing the statement: (paraphrasing) "We'd like to know what our house is worth because we're thinking about having another baby* and we'd like to find something with a little more space."

Ummm...more space, you say? You mean the fact that my house could fit TWICE plus a tool shed inside yours means that not only do we not have enough room to have A kid but we should seriously consider downsizing by giving up the dog and perhaps even one half or three quarters of the two adult humans living in this house? Really?

Take your 2400 square feet, your four fucking bedrooms, and the view of nature at its finest and stick it up your ass.

I'm going to watch a re-run of Family Guy now.

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*Which would make 2 whole kids.....total.