Condy and Her Hot Body

Tell me why this is newsworthy. Please. Explain.

Political Figure Fitness

After you get over the initial sentence..."Public figures usually do not go public when they work on their figures, though when they do, it can help humanize their images."...(ummmm, huh, did someone say something about public....or was it figures....I'm lost), continue on to read about why it's important for us to understand the message of the article. You didn't get the message, you say? Well, here you go. Loud and clear.

You're all fat.

And unhealthy.

And if a woman of such great importance to our goverment can make time out of here busy Bush-kissing ass schedule, then so can you.

You are the scum of the earth.

End message.

Just wanted to make sure that's understood.